Relationship status: photosynthesizing by proxy. This cozy black sweatshirt spells it out — Single. Taken. Plant Parent. — with a lineup of very smug little houseplants.
Soft crewneck with a comfortable fit, made for Valentine's season and every ordinary plant-watering Sunday after it.
A funny Valentine's gift for the plant mom or plant dad who answers “seeing anyone?” with a photo of their monstera.
